squareegg:

chessterfield:

thesexualhomeboys:

i’m so goddamn GAY I CAN’T DEAL WITH IT brett do you have any idea how many times i’ve laid down and just clutched my chest today alone, i’m so goddamn gay i’m going to die.

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i feel it. i can feel it. that is some cask-strength gay you got going on over there. the gay is strong. the gay is wafting chemical fumes across the nation to my nose.

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these gay fumes could kill a whole bus of kids. i hope you understand that.

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ya gaylord.

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I…but I’m…I’m not…

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…Okay fine, that’s all entirely, terribly true.

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Not like you or any other of my friends are complaining at least, right?  

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Whoooooeeee, sure does smell gay in here! You guys smell that? Cause I can smell it all the way over here.

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Oh, it’s you guys. That’d explain it. 

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…fuck i cant think of what to say

im the onyl one not roleplaying here goddamn

i feel like this is th e abridged series or something like at least i am woah damn

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later dudes