PEACH TIME IS JUST REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE????? COMEDIC TIMING????????????? SUCH A GOOD SENSE OF PACING. JUST

THE PAUSE. THE SILENCE FILLS THE ROOM. A COMFORTING WARM STATIC NOTHINGNESS IN YOUR EARS. THERE’S JUST A GUY LOOKIN VERY SATISFIED WITH HIS LIFE.

THE PEACH APPEARS. MAYBE WITH A VERY SMALL SATISFYING LITTLE *POP* NOISE BUT IT IS VERY QUIET. A SMALL POLITE PEACH POP APPEARANCE.

A MAN’S VOICE. A YOUNG MAN, 18-25. HE IS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THE MICROPHONE BUT HIS VOICE IS SOFT AND PLEASED. HE REMARKS, AS IF TELLING A SENSUAL SECRET, AT THE END OF A DRUMROLL THAT WAS NOT HEARD BECAUSE IT WAS SO HEAVILY FELT IN THE HEARTS OF LISTENERS PRIOR TO THIS MOMENT, THE SILENT BUILDUP:

“PEACH TIME.”